Today was pretty uneventful except for the rumble in front of the video store I work at. These big jerks were beating the pizza boy to the pulp next door, while I was dusting the carpets outside. Somehow I ended up yelling and flapping my mats at them until it occured to me it looked like I was egging them on, so I called the cops. And then they came. The end. Oh and I have a black eye now.
Turns out they were beating him up because he couldn't speak english when he served them. Which I find is a stupid reason, but not to the rest of the staff at my work apparently.
I know we still have issues between the english and the french but this is a pretty neutral neighbourhood. Secession war was over years ago ppl, go home.
Oh well, at least my mats are cleaner than they would be.
What time period would you have lived in, if you could have lived at any time?
what periods, more like. I'd time travel back and forth and make my living from fortune telling, totally owning up to Confucious and all those other big goons. I'd go out furnishing bullet proof vests to the indian tribes moments away from the massacres and taking the Mayan scrolls before being burnt away to waste.
I'd also meet up with all the cool renaissance cats and go back in time to Mauritius to grab a bite of them dodo birds while I'm at it and rent out a room as a studio in Andkor Wat for a bit.
It's also been a lifelong fantasy of mine of getting commissions of my face from artists of different time periods, under my name and seeing them mysteriously appear years later in random slides of my art history class at 8:30am. Sigh.
Yarsh! i'm here thanxxx to the free one. I'm one step closer to total world domination, now let the conquering begin! Fly, my pretties, FLY! [exohex]
what an elaborate play house. read more
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